I later found out that the profile was actually de-activated 3 years ago by three men during a bachelor's party. But its presence stayed on the net and was trying to send me signs so that it could use me to seek revenge on them.
"Na bro..wait, is it ok to say bro? Will that be disgusting now? Like Incesty?"
Statisticians predict a sharp decline in the number of invites I receive from this day forth, especially from those irritated that this strip didn't make any sense.